Your mums so fat jokes - Yo Mama Jokes: 55 Best Yo Mama Jokes of All Time

Yo momma is so fat she shits lard Yo momma her porta potty is bigger than my house Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! 100 — 90 Yo Mama Jokes 100.

Yo momma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo momma is so stupid she failed a survey.